Guys, are etiquette classes a real thing? Because I would like to learn how to do proper introductions and smalltalk at networkers.

Things you learn when beginning most languages:Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin:war, manliness, four words for "death"
leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

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NC Senate candidate Greg Brannon isn’t sure whether 9/11 was an inside job, but he is sure that the Earth is 6000 years old.

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thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.


This would go great with our other dishes, just saying.

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

This would go great with our other dishes, just saying.

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trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

I have insecurities, of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.
Easter matzoh ball soup!

Easter matzoh ball soup!