abloodymess:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

I didn’t know teachers could afford big nice houses.

Where is this? I am going to show up in a flapper dress and declare my love for your teacher.

amybouzagloofficial:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I don’t know if you guys saw the episode of Kitchen Nightmares, or if you’ve seen anything from their facebook meltdowns. But Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona openly admitted to stealing their servers tips! So if you could please publish this, it’s a link to a petition to get them investigated by the US Department of Labor, and hopefully the resulting legal action will ensure that everyone who worked there gets compensation for the lost tips.

Not only do they steal tips from the servers, they are verbally abusive to their staff and customers. This was all shown on the Kitchen Nightmares episode, as well as many reviews from people who’ve eaten there. I’m sorry that this isn’t exactly a Robin, but I’m hoping that if you guys publish it, it’ll get the remaining signatures it needs (which is about 800 more at the time of submitting).

Ramsay talked to a former waitress there, and the waitress said she’d seen 50 people come and go in her year and a half there. The husband admitted that it was more. So please, Robins, let’s help the Robins who suffered at the hands of Amy’s Baking Company hopefully get back the tips that are rightfully theirs!

https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-wage-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-boutique-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

[I also don’t know what to tag this as, but considering the verbal abuse I’m using the trigger and violence tags.]

YOU LITTLE PUNKS REALLY NEED TO FUCK OFF FOR ONCE. NEVER HAVE I OR MY HUSBAND STOLEN TIPS FROM OUR SERVERS. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.  YOU KNOW WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE? YOU’RE TOO BUSY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY ON TUMBLR NOT HAVING A REAL JOB. BIG WOW KIDDO. I’LL BE SURE TO ALERT THE POLICE AND FBI COMPUTER CRIME UNIT OF THIS BLOG AND HAVE IT REMOVED. HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY.

I can’t tell if this is Crazy Amy’s real Tumblr or a brilliant parody. Either way, it’s hilarious.

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

The lack of library-scent is the only thing I don’t like about my Kindle.

(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies)

megstivison:

Treasure Seekers of Lady Luck is a new interactive fiction game from Christopher Brendel and Choice of Games. Treasure Seekers of Lady Luck follows Heroes Rise: The Prodigy, Choice of the Star Captain, and Choice of Dragons.

Thank you for existing, Twitter.

(Source: swoz)

nc1701:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

TAKEI OH MY GOD.

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

thatfriendlyblackguy:

So, I am supposed to be working on a project in my spare time. But every time I start it:

• I have to intervene in something that is going on in the background
• I get interrupted
• Something in my environment is a fucking wreck, and I have to fix it
• I’m tired

I really need to pull it together.

And this is no time to have a second wind. I should be asleep.

This has been my experience recently too!

I don’t know why I can make time for reading my library books before they are due, but I can’t seem to  make time for my creative project.. When I try to work on a personal project, something from my paid work catches fire and I have to deal with it, or something needs to be done in the house, or I get interrupted for other reasons. 

Co-signed.

(Source: youwillneverwastemytime)